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7:56pm August 31, 2014

reblog if you are a dragon

7:52pm August 31, 2014

why do i seem to get sick every weekend

is that really necessary

i cannot afford to not eat for a whole day everything is closed tomorrow what if i get better and i’m hungry

i hate sickness

7:50pm August 31, 2014
7:49pm August 31, 2014

sexybaldwin:

How Cecil thinks Carlos does science:image

How Carlos actually does science:

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7:37pm August 31, 2014

Why girls stress over periods

secretlycapricious:

larry-stylinanal:

  • The constant fear of bleeding through clothes
  • The constant cramps
  • Having to change pads/tampons every 2-4 hours
  • Having to deal with mood swings
  • Having to deal with boys going ‘Oh someones on their period’ 
  • When you stand up its like a waterfall from your vagina
  • Craving food to calm you down
  • The constant fear that you smell of blood even though you dont 
  • CRAMPS
  • Feeling over emotional
  • CRAMPS
  • CRAMPS
  • FUCKEN CRAMPS

YOU MEAN I DON’T ACTUALLY SMELL LIKE BLOOD?!

3:55pm August 31, 2014

pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

image

what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

3:04pm August 31, 2014

tundrasretreat:

fightingfirewithfrostbite:

pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

now i’m imagining the dark lord hunting people down like ‘YOU MADE MY SHIFT HELL, YOU KNEW THAT COUPON WAS EXPIRED AND YET TRIED TO GET ME FIRED FOR NOT ACCEPTING IT.”

OH MY GOSH

9:57pm August 30, 2014

jaclcfrost:

i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

8:42pm August 30, 2014

pokemontrainer:

nursejoy:

pokemontrainer:

pokemontrainer:

nursejoy:

Welcome to the Pokémon Center, where we will heal your Pokémon back to full health

*starts clicking A button really fast*

*clicks A button too many times*

Welcome to the Pokémon Center, where we will heal your Pokémon back to full health

FUCK