This looks like the type of horse that will lure you onto his back and then carry you into a lake.
So is this horse is planning to drown me? I no longer trust beautiful horses.
I would go with this horse.
"Eric, don’t drown her. I shouldn’t have to add ‘please’ when its about not drowning my friends, dude."
Hello! I am 100% Real Horse! Not Kelpie, ha ha, nope, REAL HORSE. Don’t believe the Kelpie hype. That’s what THEY want you to believe. I have made a YouTube video about the Kelpie Conspiracy! Get on my back and I’ll take you to the comment section.
- Person A: Makes a typo
- Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
- Person B: Says the word with the original typo
- Person A: Shut up
“… Tolkien’s own misadventures with his first automobile, purchased in 1932, were the source of some of Mr. Bliss’s escapades. Tolkien was known to accelerate across busy intersections crying out ‘Charge ‘em and they scatter!’ and once knocked down a stone wall during a family vacation.”—
Beyond The Hobbit, Janet Brennan Croft
I give you John “Road Rage” Tolkien
every time I forget why Tolkien is my favorite imaginary grandpa, I come across something like this